I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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