So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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