That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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