Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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