with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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