It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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