Will you blow on my dice?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Two words: nipple clamps
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