so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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