Small penises have feelings too.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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