Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
...so i touched it.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize