Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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