I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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