Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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