this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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