Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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