How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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