i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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