Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
