she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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