Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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