We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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