There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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