found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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