She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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