I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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