It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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