We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
God I need to hump something, right now.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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