That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
