So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Randomize
