Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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