i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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