I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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