We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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