I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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