you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
im on a boat
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