I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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