idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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