i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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