i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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