Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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