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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Ask politely.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Thats good enough.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood

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