she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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