she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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