I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize