Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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