i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Someone came in the potted fern
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
