therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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