belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
