i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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