i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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