Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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