so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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