No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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