We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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