i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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