You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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