A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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