I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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